Welcome to the Oficial VVLT website!

Welcome to the official website of "VillaVerga de los Testiculos" Minecraft server. Powered by the based folks over at Neocities

VillaVerga de los Testiculos, VVLT for short, is a private Minecraft server started by 2 autistic best friends Lessovik_975 & TheStapler00 on the 11th of April 2022. What started as a humble passtime for two bored college students became a massive passion project spanning 2 years, hundreds of hours, a lot of amazing banter and a lot of impressive minecraft "Statesmanship".

Aesthetically, VVLT can be best described as "A child's playroom with all his toys strewn about in an apparent disarray to any onlooker, with the logic order of all the toys only known to the child who has arranged them thus" However WE the children know the order of the toys and we have the drive, autism, and dedication to try and explain it to any onlookers who would be interested enough to stop by and read our explanation, in this here very convenient website

The quick Rundown of VVLT lore

VVLT is a multi-continental empire with its capital city nestled in the steep hills and flowing plains of the central region of the Chvdropean continent. In the cliffs where the first hidey-hole was constructed the capital city, VVLT capital now stands as the heart of the empire, housing the original abodes of all founding members and other less active server members. The capital has a wide collection of buildings made in different architectural styles, developed with dedication and love for the craft throughout the years, that symbolize the great wealth of the empire and the power it imposes upon the land. The empire's grandness was too much to be contained to just its capital and so, colonial expansion efforts were undertaken all across the world, bringing primitive minecraft villages into the empire and transforming them into shining beacons of its glory. Its inhabiting villagers now protected against the attacks of mobs and illagers, now subjects of the empire, are forever thankful and live happily under the watch of its grandiose militia, and are happy to aide the empire's expansion to bring more and more of their kind under the empire's power and protection.

- Technical Details -

The server runs on a forge version of Minecraft 1.18.2

- Mod List -

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.